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This Crystal Guardian seems to be a bit short compared to other exemplars of its species. Also, it lacks the distinct smell of rusty armor, as well as the characteristic clanging whenever it moves.
On closer examination, this guardian actually appears to be a woman who has her face covered with yellowish goo. A piece of yellow cloth is wrapped around her head, so not a strand of hair sticks out. Another, larger, piece of cloth has been used to cover her shield. She currently goes barefooted and her feet are as yellow as her face.
A large pice of bos hide hangs on silken threads around her neck. There are some words written on it in a looped, elegant handwriting: "Please don't hit, dull crystal inside."